Colors Of The Wind from Pocahontas on a Harp w/ Maple 🐶 “Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?”
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My boyfriend’s brother and his fiancé rented an apartment and in one of the bathrooms was this picture. The longer you look at it the weirder it gets. Please help. I just want to know what’s happening and why
- White boy: what are you doing now haha
- Me: shower
- White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!
how often the signs fall in love
- <p> <p><b>all the time tbh:</b> LIBRA, pisces, cancer, leo</p><p></p><b>a respectable amount of times:</b> Gemini, taurus, capricorn, sag, aries<p></p><b>once in a blue moon:</b> AQUARIUS, scorpio, virgo<p></p><b></b></p>
this is so peaceful i almost forgot that i’m dead inside
there are so many layers to why this vine is immaculate. the slight blur of maple in the background. the halo effect on her fur. the warm autumn lighting. there are no flaws to this and i could watch it forever
reblog if your blog is
pink
pastel
sunsets
landscapes
crystals
flowers
art
purple
baby blue
PINK
a blog like mine basically !
i want to be mystery. girl mistaken for werewolf, sharp teeth and hair all over my body, who hunts in the night and runs a little unusually. girl mistaken for dryad, always among trees, somehow better about plants, eyeshadow green. girl mistaken for witch, laughing loudly, in all black or all blue or in rainbow too, who can curse bar games and bad boyfriends, who can hex with a hand gesture. girl who convinces you of magic, who flickers just a little on the edge of reality, who has a little too much spark in her eyes, who exists unapologetically, who has small talents that are just a little too unnerving.
Leave a color in my ask
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr
this is why we need to dig freud up and kill him again
mctiddies
This post was bad enough, you didn’t need to make it worse
alternative decor looks for those of us who hate the Instagram Minimalist White One-Plant Bedroom Aesthetic™:
- haunted victorian house. utilize fake or real blood and cobwebs depending on your level of commitment
- accurate recreation of the inside of a bird’s nest
- inside-of-a-whale-bedroom à la pinocchio
- igloo
- solitary lighthouse keeper’s lighthouse bedroom: funereal and sparse, oil lamps, framed sepia photo of your lost love
- dorian gray looks: collect weird artifacts and books, put mirrors everywhere, and hide a very large painting somewhere in your room. try not to stab it. that won’t end well for you.
- bog witch’s cottage
- meadow dwelling: lay out lots of dry grass, flowers and insects
- studio ghibli bedroom: the most wholesome option
- demon portal
- swamp
- obsessive detective/serial killer’s apartment: very sparse except for the walls – lots of newspaper clippings, old photos, and maps connected with pins and strings
- post-asteroid-strike maximalist destruction
an addition: the inside of a loaf of bread
Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth,
a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No you’re thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.
No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.
No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.
No, you’re thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.
Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.
No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.